I’ve just finished off a nice bottle of Lagunitas Maximus beer. It’s a higher alcohol content version of their IPA, and is quite tasty. I have also been known to enjoy a bottle of Spaten Optimator, which also is a higher alcohol content version of their regular lager. Maximus. Optimator. Sensing a theme? With that in mind, I have some suggestions for other possible beer names:
- Mess-you-up Quickinator
- Throbbing Destructor
- Gigantinous Hugenator
- Stupendous Mistake
- Destructimus Relationships
- Hangover Extremus
- Penisious Compensator
- Markus Shouldn’t Blogimus After Drinkingatoring
Clearly I have a future in beer marketing. Other suggestions? Leave them in the comments.
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‘High Brau’, the fancy-sounding, higher alcohol content version of ‘Low Brau’.
Suggestions? Yeah, don’t blog after having a Lagunitas Maximus 🙂
Wait! That’s your last suggestion!! 🙂
the “-ator” suffix is a common theme for naming dopplebock style beers. i recently tried a coffee-flavored dopplebock called “perkolator” (dark horse brewing co., marshall, MI). also see: http://ratebeer.com/Ratings/TopBeersByStyle.asp?StyleID=26
Not bad names, what about Nextdayof.
or you could make a video about it. Seems like the thing to do these days
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