I’ve just finished off a nice bottle of Lagunitas Maximus beer. It’s a higher alcohol content version of their IPA, and is quite tasty. I have also been known to enjoy a bottle of Spaten Optimator, which also is a higher alcohol content version of their regular lager. Maximus. Optimator. Sensing a theme? With that in mind, I have some suggestions for other possible beer names:
- Mess-you-up Quickinator
- Throbbing Destructor
- Gigantinous Hugenator
- Stupendous Mistake
- Destructimus Relationships
- Hangover Extremus
- Penisious Compensator
- Markus Shouldn’t Blogimus After Drinkingatoring
Clearly I have a future in beer marketing. Other suggestions? Leave them in the comments.